Welcome to Why They Suck. This is a website about things and people that suck — suckers as we like to call them.

The newest pages added to the site are listed in the sidebar to the right, under the heading “recently added suckers”.

Presidential Suckoff 2012

Check out the why Romney Sucks page and check out the the why Obama Sucks page. Decide which one of these two sucks more, and cast your vote in the 2012 Presidential Suckoff right here at why-they-suck.net! You vote by sharing the page and/or posting links from your own site to the page for the candidate that you think sucks more. We will tally up all the shares and whoever gets the most will be declared officially suckier!

Current stats:

Obama Sucks More

Romney Sucks More


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